This week Sarah Zielinski, a fellow science writer who writes this blog, is fact-checking a story of mine over at Smithsonian. To do this properly, she felt she had to go to the Library of Congress and look up a particular book of poems about geology. (This will make more sense when the story comes out.) She picked out some of the most cringe-inducing couplets and made a poll, so you can vote on the worst. Enjoy!