Have you ever seen a less helpful label on a bathroom? First you have to figure out that it *is* a bathroom and not, say, a top editor’s office or a supply closet. Then you have to figure out if you belong in the “WCD” or the “WCH.”

I mean, if they spelled out “Damen” and “Herren” you’d have a chance at guessing it. I was pretty sure I knew what the D stood for, and I was still a little nervous about going in.