I mean, really. This is how I’m supposed to be navigating this hotel:

…What? So there are apparently four levels. I think they’re all subterranean (it’s a little unclear how the topography works here). I am almost certain they are stacked on top of each other. So, *I* would think a clever naming scheme might be to assign them numbers. Perhaps in order. I’d take either order – top to bottom or bottom to top. ‘Cause, I don’t know about you, but I didn’t learn any sequences that went “blue, green, gold, purple.”

Waaaait a second. I swear I’ve gone to sessions on a bronze level somewhere, too. But that’s not on the sign! What is with this hotel?